SARDAR JOKES IN TAMIL PDF
Sardar is a Persian word which tends to be used for military or political This book puts together some of the famous Sardar jokes, just for the sake of laughs. Posted by Rahul under Sardar Jokes · No Comments sppn.info category/sardar-jokes/page/2. Page 1 / 5 . Tamil SMS (). Digitally signed by Ramanathan. DN: cn=Ramanathan, c=IN, o=Commercial Taxed Dept Staff. Training Institute,, ou=Computer Lecturer,, [email protected]
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Clean, but funny Sardar jokes in English. A Sardarji sends a fax with a postage stamp on it. Tries to drown a fish in water. Thinks socialism means partying. + Tamil Jokes Offline - + Tamil Jokes in Tamil font and completely FREE, of the most popular and decent funny Tamil Joke for both mobile phones & tablets. Tamil Jokes * Tamil Fun * Tamil Kadi Jokes * Sardar jokes * Tamil SMS jokes . Backup Software · PDF Printer · Free PDF converter · Free Backup software. Sardarji Jokes. Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner. Prince said, "Pass the A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??" Sardar got mad.
All you would need to do in our opinion is substitute the names Warne, Flintoff or Boycott as appropriate. Indian Team Manager: Sorry, he is just going to bat. No problem, Manager, I'll hold on. Dear sir, with reference to your above see my below - popular opening line in official letters.
A seven-year-old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody of the boy to the Indian Cricket Team, whom the boy firmly believes is not capable of beating anyone.
Will and Guy continue our search for the best jokes Sardar or should it be Sadar. We do not mean to show any disrespect to the Sikh communities based in India or anywhere else in the world. In fact, we have discovered that many of funniest Sadarji jokes originate not from Anglo Saxons, but from the Sikhs themselves.
Vishwanath Sharma reminds us that Sardars are a very intelligent lot.
After the shameful exit of Indian cricket team in the T20 WC Super 8 stage, the Indian team members were not able to show their faces to people openly and they chose rather just to pack up in hotel rooms in Mumbai.
Dhoni could not resist for too long to be in Mumbai and still not be able to go out shopping and have fun. So he disguises himself as a Sardar and goes out.
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He meets a woman at the exit of the hotel who greets him, 'Hi Dhoni. Surprised for having been caught he comes back and makes himself up as a Muslim woman - in burkha and goes out. Yet same again, the same woman greets him, 'Hi Dhoni. Dhoni comes back determined to give it yet another try with the makeup of a Hippie wig and shorts. All in vain - the same lady catches him again and greets him, 'Hi Dhoni.
Santa and Banta are often two Sardarji's who are good friends. Most of time each of them tries to outsmart the other and this creates humour. Most of their conversations are funny and are called Santa Banta jokes. Santa enters a shop that sell curtains.
He announces to Gurdaya, the salesman, 'I would like to download a pair of green curtains. The salesman assures him that they had a large selection of green curtains.
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Gurdaya shows him several patterns, but Santa seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally, he selects a smashing green floral print. The salesman asked what size curtains he requires. Gurdaya, an extremely surprised salesman replies, 'But, sir, computers do not have curtains! Santa, hard of hearing, realises that he needs to download a hearing aid, but he feels unwilling to spend too much money.
Manbir puts the device around Santa's neck instructing, 'You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down to your pocket. Santa kept having the same strange dream every night, so he made an appointment to see a doctor. Well that's the weird thing. In every single dream, the same thing happened. I always come to this door, but I can't open it.
I keep pushing the door and pushing the door, but it wouldn't budge! Banta finds himself in considerable trouble. His business has gone bust and he has serious financial concerns.
He's so desperate that he decides to ask God for help. He goes into the temple and begins to pray: Banta goes back to the temple, 'God, please let me win the lotto, I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well. Lotto night comes and Banta still has no luck!! Back to the temple he goes. I've lost my business, my house, my car and my wife and children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you.
Why won't you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order? Santa is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to download the clock on the Tower. Santa says agrees. Having waited for several hours the Santa figures he has been made a fool by that man.
On the next day Santa is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to download the clock. Santa gives him the thousand and says, 'Oye, I am not a fool.
This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder. Santa returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father, 'Dad, today we had a spelling class. All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing.
Is that because I am a Sardar? Santa seemed content with the answer, asks his father another question, 'Dad, today we had Maths class.
All the other kids could only count from , I could count from 1 to Is this because I am a Sardar? Happy with the answer, Santa poses another question to his father, 'Dad, today we had medical examination, all the other boys were shorter than me, I was at least twice their height.
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I haven't read it, but knowing Santa, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all. Enna thaan oruthan gundaa irundalum, avana thuppakkikulla poda mudiyathu.
Avanga stop vantha odana Kovalan yerangittanam. Santa: I am a most proud Sardar, My son is in medical college.
Next the Bengali opens his lunch box and finds Fish in it and says, If I find fish in my lunch box tomorrow, I am going to jump from the 20th floor of this building and die". One day Mr. Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam.
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